Wednesday, September 06, 2006
Problems I have when people send me emails.......
#1- Please don't refer to me as "yo"
#2- If you have a college education, and I know this, don't use the word "holla"
#3- When you are ending your email this is not among the proper things to say, "hit me up"
#4- "Cuz" should never be used to abbreviate "because"
#5- Stop leaving the "g" off the ending of your fucking words. Example: hangin, goin, lovin, talkin, livin
#6- Stop trying to sound ghetto when you are typing. As if it's not bad enough you talk that way in general, I really don't want to have to try and read in slang
#7- I like don't need you to like describe like just how much you actually like the word like. Stop using like so much.....
#8- An occasional typo is understandable but damn. Spell check was invented for a reason. And if it can't recognize the word you are trying to type to fix it for you, then you don't need to be sending me email
#9- Don't try to use big words to make yourself sound smart. Because chances are you are not spelling it right and it makes no sense at all in your writing
AND FOR THE FINAL BIG ONE
.
.
.
.
.
.
#10- ThIs HuRtS My EyEs. And you have way to much time on your hands. Please stick to one color.
I'm giving you ATTITUDE @
- 10:16 AM